Refugee 7 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Slap Your Co-Worker Day! Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: You can only slap one person per hour - no more. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!" * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echosoftom 3 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 :icon_laugh: Where was this yesterday when I needed it? on behalf of Ike Turner WTF?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingspan91089 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmyLou 5 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Since I work out of the house you all are my unofficial co-workers, so I thusly slap you all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LRED 1 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Hahaha Alright !!! Thanks Linda You just made my day ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nurktwin 2,143 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 i worked with so many a$$holes i would need a "slap your coworker month"!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnolia 171 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Ha ha! Well, I like all of my co-workers, but I wonder if any of them would want to slap me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doxiejoe 1 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Oh, I've been waiting for this day for a LONG time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCAHNM 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 woo hoo! No weapons?!! What is up with that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pettyjunkie 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Shame I could get suspended for such a thing at school! Damn....hmmmm but in drama.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angelic_22 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Oh man, I dont need this kind of temptation! LOL! (Outside my cubicle, hangs a clipping from a newspaper entitled, "Working with idiots can kill you!') I'll have to scan it and post it here - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Square One 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 yay!!!! I love slap the co-worker day! LOL - do we ever get a slap the boss day????? Please? ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dynabeat Tim 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Why not "spank a public servant" day ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nurktwin 2,143 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 because they would probably like it!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dynabeat Tim 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Thats what I was thinking !!! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nurktwin 2,143 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athena 7 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 This is sooo perfect right now I can't tell you. Thanks Linda! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Refugee 7 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 My oldest daughter sent this to me to make me laugh, lol. It worked. I SO needed it. I have one coworker........:077: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KansasPettyFan 1 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Damn, I am already home from work. There's one that always needs a slappin'. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieB 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 And I had to take the day off.... (Maybe that's a good thing, maybe I got saved from being slapped all day.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agirl 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 Funny! I can think of a few I'd like to slap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echosoftom 3 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 My question is, does it HAVE to be a co-worker? I can think of a few stupid people in genera that I'd like to slap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beamish 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2009 I wouldn't be able to lie to my supervisor about it, because she's one of the first people I'd slap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
