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In Half-Life, I was navigating through a long-unused transit system in the Black Mesa Research Facility. At one point, I had to disembark the rail cart and proceed on foot. I met with one of the security guards (which, thanks to unusual employment procedures, were all named 'Barney') and asked him to accompany me. "Okay," he said. "We might live longer if we work together."

As we proceeded, a rattling came from an overhead vent, and several headcrabs fell out. I was quick to draw, and shot them all dead before they could leap at us.

The security guard drew his weapon too, and proceeded to shoot a vending machine and blow it up.

As the remains of the machine smouldered and cans rolled across the floor, the security guard looked proud. "That'll look nice in my trophy room!"

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