Question of the Day - 02/13/08

[Refugee 7]

If you and your pet(s) could understand each other for just one minute, what would you say to it(them)? What do you imagine it(they) might say to you?

[Echosoftom 3]

I call my two cats, Belle and Gordie, the in and out gang because that's all they do while they're awake, in and out, in and out, all day. I mean within seconds or minutes of being let out they want to come back in and vice versa. And Belle has a door preference. Drives me nuts. And, I imagine they would tell me..."Just shut up and open the damn door!"

[Mary Jane 49 0]

My dog Jester is totally obedient except for one thing,if someone rings the doorbell he goes berserk and won`t stop barking so i`d tell him to just do a couple of barks then shut up --he`d probably say "even if its a burglar?"

[agirl 0]

I don't have a pet at the moment, but Sharon, I'm sure you're right. Your cats probably would tell you to just "shut up and open the damn door!" I can't believe Belle even has a door preference. lol, lol. I would like to ask them why they [especially Gordie] always have the need to walk all over my car. They would probably say, "fu@k you!" lol

[Echosoftom 3]

^ LOL! Gordie is just a strange cat. He loves eating cigarette butts and sitting on cars. So we've decided in his past life he must have been a chain smoking, race car driver.

[Pettyjunkie 0]

LOL!

I threaten my dog that if she barked in the dead of night again for nothing, I will have her shaved. She would probably tell me that she hates me (we don't get along), and I'd understand. Then I would ask my cat why she is so pissy, and she would probably tell me to just let her out.

[WildflowerNJ 136]

LOL! I think these guys know already....Smokey is pretty smart. He knows some words..sit....stay...out....walk....biscuit :003:. Mikey is her own cat....totally different animal. She loves Smokey and they get along so well....it is cute to see her tiny paw up against this big dog' paw. Like they are holding "hands' or something....

To get to the question, it would be cool to have conversations with them...what they would like to do this day, etc...but.I think we all understand each other pretty darn well as it is...I love my guys....:heart:

[Starfish 0]

I'd ask my beagle if, after nine years of living with me, she really thinks that barking incessantly while I'm preparing her food is going to make me move any faster. I'd try to convince the beagle and the lab that they don't need to bark when the doorbell rings and I'd ask the poodle to please stop tormenting the beagle - she's old and really doesn't want to play. In response, I think they'd all say "feed me! throw the ball! feed me! let's go to the park! feed me!"

[conmae 0]

I'd ask the stupid dog why she can't crap in one pile outside instead of spreading her good fortune all over for one dump. She'd say to me 'Do I still get a treat?'

[surfnburn 5]

haha...my cats are airheads... LOL Sharon, I think I'd ask why it takes so long to make that decision to leave when I open the door.. Or I'd use the opportunity to tell my old, lazy cat to burry his poop in the litter box....lol

[WildflowerNJ 136]

Haha, okay...right now I think I can read my big dog's mind...he is saying..."get away from that machine and take me out in the back"....Okay, Smokey, you got it! :003:

[AmyLou 5]

I'd say "Captain, I know you love Daddy but do you have to pee every time to see him?" and he'd say - "Mom, when is this white stuff outside going away - I miss our walks!"

[kira 0]

To Willy - the maltise that needs a helmet and would likely ride the short bus

Why do you leave the yard when you know you will get in trouble? Can you see OK because you have been running into furniture? What are you thinking about when you stare off at nothing? What would he say to me? Duh! Do you think I'm pretty?

To Mikey - the razor teeth chichuacha I found you and I can loose you just as fast. What do you think about that you little sh$t? To which he would yell, "I hate you witch. Barf Boy loves me and I want to run away with him and leave you to the dogs." Then he would slice my finger open.

To Harry Larry - I would tell him he is really the very best boy but he needs to understand that he weights 40lbs and is not a little dog. He also needs to remain aware of where his tail is at all times.

I think Harry Larry would have some questions, "Will I go in the ground like Zena did when I die? Cause that's sick (he threw up when we buried Zena). Is it alright for me to love Mikey? Why do I have balls when the other two don't? Do you really, really, really love me?"

To Sinabad the parrot "Remember when we used to be friends and you didn't bite the crap outta me? Can we try that again."

I think Sinbad would tell me, "After 22 freaking years, don't you think you would get it that I want everything when I want it. I may not want it after I take it but that doesn't mean you should stop giving it to me. Sunflower seeds ARE my fave and I want them ALL the time."

[Nel 71]

I have two house rabbits, a mini-lop named ,Felix, and a Holland dwarf named, Peep. I talk to them a lot. While they are both very intelligent, I KNOW that Felix understands many....if not all....of the things I say to him. Like when I tell him that I love him, he'll look into my eyes and touch my hand or leg with his paw. And, sometimes at night, when it's time for each of them to go to bed in their cages, if Peep won't go, I'll just tell Felix to make her go to her cage...he rounds her up like a herd dog and in her cage she goes. :045:

I love them both so much.:heart:

[Echosoftom 3]

^ Nel, I love those names Felix and Peep. So cute. Years ago we had a mini-lop named Paco. He was the sweetest little guy and smart as a whip.

[Refugee 7]

I have Beast, my cat. I already know what he's thinking, LOL! If he could talk back, he would say, down on your knees and worship me, NOW.

:heart:

[PumpkinBumpkin 1]

I would just tell my dogs that I love them, and hopefully they'd say "I love you too" back.

Now, my dog Beau-Tai would say "Yeah I love you..now if you give me a treat I would love you that much more.":003:

[emmie 2]

I'd say what I say to them dozens of times a day " I love you".

I'd hope they would tell me they love me too in return.

[kira 0]

Several years ago, I had a conference with this pet psychic, Sonya Fitzpatric. She used to be on Animal Planet. Don't know if she still is or not. Anyway I posted the information on TDK website at the time. I was grief-struck over losing Muchachito-the mighty maltise. Through Sonya, Harry Larry, Zena (now deceased) and Sinbad did speak to me. Harry Larry and Zena said they both thought I was beautiful, they loved me, and I should not focus on my weight. Then they told Sonya sometimes my diet was good and other times it was not good but they still really loved me (they ratted me out). They told Sonya they did not know what happened to Mouch. Sinbad the parrot said that he really liked Barb Boy. He loved it when Barf Boy played quitar and requested that Barb Boy play for him in the morning. Barb Boy, also on the phone, said he didn't think Sinbad liked him since he bit him at every opportunity. Apparently Sinbad thinks biting is a fun game.

While the meeting helped with reassurance about Mouch, what was really cool was that a friend who had just died of cancer came through. She would be taking care of all my puppies until such time as I could join them. Pretty wild. When I told her husband, he was a bit of a skeptic about it.

[Ladywiz 4]

[Ladywiz 4]

All my pets have gone to their rewards. But I know Fergus the greyhound would say, "I love you more than life itself." And he'd know how very much I'd loved him. And Junior the tabby-cat would say, "I wasn't ready to leave you." And I would say to him, "I know, because I still hear you in the house all the time!"

[KansasPettyFan 1]

I would ask Max if the voice in his head is that of my old Golden, Willie. lol Sometimes the two of them are carbon copies in the stuff they do. He would say..."Oh, yes, I hear that voice telling me things and I listen!"

I would tell Toby thank you for always being such a good boy and I am sorry if Max pesters him too much. He would say..."You're welcome, Mommy. And, yes, you try staying with him 24/7!" LOLOL

[KansasPettyFan 1]

BTW...these answers are cracking me up!

[The Wild One, Forever 2]

I would probably just tell them how much I love them, and they would say "Well then walk me" or "If you love me that much, then stop paying attention to the other dog"

My dogs are soooooo jealous of eachother, theyre always fighting over my attention.

[Marion 1,411]

This is such a funny thread! You guys are very creative!