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On my local radio station, the morning host is having quite a giggle about adding "with a sausage" to the end of song titles. So, let's take this in the logical direction.

"Don't Come Around Here No More With a Sausage" (must've gone vegetarian)

"Runnin' Down a Dream With a Sausage" (driving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile?)

"It's Good To Be King With a Sausage" (I guess having one might be a requirement)

"The Man Who Loves Women With a Sausage" (this...could be taken several ways)

"Don't Do Me Like That With a Sausage" (errr)

"You Got Lucky With a Sausage" (umm)

This is probably a good place to stop. :mellow:

 

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Haha.. yeah Lola. That's the joke, correct. Thanks for appreciating that.

And as for perfect end, my apologies for thinking the sausage has two ends... And then again, I didn't even post the really silly ones.. (don't even get me started on Accused of Love Lonesome Sundown.. or Counting on You.. and please don't elaborate on those..) Just seems to me the sausage is as endless as it is pointless. Walkin' from The.. nah.. you're right.. How about a burger?

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Let's take this to an artsy level.

The Last DJ With a Sausage - a postmodern statue commenting on the unholy alliance of modern media, art and the food industry

Down South With a Sausage - the memoir of a former Civil War soldier who developed a strange and rare addiction to meat products

... working title: A Wasted Life With a Sausage...

Even The Losers With a Sausage - collection of stream-of-consciousness poems telling the generation-spanning rags-to-riches story of an outsider family in the food industry

The Trip to Pirate's Cove With a Sausage - surrealistic painting in a necessarily great multitude of bright colors

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34 minutes ago, TwoGunslingers said:

... working title: A Wasted Life With a Sausage...

Hauntingly beautiful.

 

Not sure what it means, but: Don't Treat Me Like a Stranger With A Sausage

Wreaking havoc in new ways: The Damage You've Done With a Sausage

Sweet revenge: You're Gonna Get It With a Sausage.

Weird conversations overheard: Two Men Talking With a Sausage

No rest for the tidy: Clear The Aisles With a Sausage

Stating the obvious: Hungry No More With a Sausage

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4 hours ago, TwoGunslingers said:

The Trip to Pirate's Cove With a Sausage - surrealistic painting in a necessarily great multitude of bright colors

I meant unnecessarily of course... :rolleyes:

 

3 hours ago, Shelter said:

Hauntingly beautiful.

Not sure what it means, but: Don't Treat Me Like a Stranger With A Sausage

Wreaking havoc in new ways: The Damage You've Done With a Sausage

Sweet revenge: You're Gonna Get It With a Sausage.

Weird conversations overheard: Two Men Talking With a Sausage

No rest for the tidy: Clear The Aisles With a Sausage

Stating the obvious: Hungry No More With a Sausage

:lol::lol::lol:

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The same game can be played with "in my pants".

 

Cool Dry Place in my pants

The Damage You've Done in my pants

The Devil's Been Busy in my pants

Dreams of Flying in my pants

Feel a Whole Lot Better in my pants

Full Grown Boy in my pants

I Don't Wanna Fight in my pants

I Need You in my pants

I Want You Back Again in my pants

Learning to Fly in my pants

Letting You Go in my pants

Let Yourself Go in my pants

Makin' Some Noise in my pants

Needles and Pins in my pants

Since You Said You Loved Me in my pants

Something Big in my pants

Something Good Coming in my pants

Think About Me in my pants

You Don't Know How it Feels in my pants

etc.

 

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Those games remind me of a game I played on the internet a few years ago when it was first announced that Bob Dylan was going to release a Christmas album. The idea was to come up with the song titles... I came up with these :

-A Hard Reindeer's a-Gonna Fall
-The Lonesome Death Of Christmas Carol
-Just Like a Snowman
-Snowin' in the Wind
-Girl From the North Pole
-One Too Many Christmas Mornings
-Sleigh Lady, Sleigh
-If You See Her, Say Ho-Ho-Ho
-Romance In Bethlehem
-With Santa On Our Side
-You Wanna Jingle
-Desolation Snow
-Stuck inside the Chim'ney With the Christmas Blues Again
-Reindeer Skin Pill Box Hat

-It's Alright Ma, It's Only Rudolph

-Ho-ho-house of the Risin’ Sun

-Sad Eyed Lady Of the Snowland
-All the Tired Reindeers
-Shelter From the Snow Storm
-Positively North Pole
-Santa, Let Me Follow You Down
-Claus Line Saga
-Trust Your Elf

-Eggnog For You
-It Ain't Myrrh, Babe


 

 

 

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