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"If she had to die drying sheep, there was one little promise she was gonna keep."--American Girl

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"If she had to die drying sheets, there was one little promise she was gonna keep."--American Girl

"...Stepped on a Pop-Tart" --Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett

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Nothing Else Matters by Metallica - "Trust I seek what I find in you" to me is, "Trust us Satan, that I find in you"

And Fibber Island (a song supposed to be geared towards kids) by They Might Be Giants - "We just ride giraffes" is "We just ride your ass."

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