nurktwin 2,143 Report post Posted December 5, 2011 A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said: 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelDream 16 Report post Posted December 5, 2011 LOL good one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agirl 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCAHNM 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 156 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 LOL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild1forever 152 Report post Posted December 6, 2011 :icon_laugh: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
