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lol, i warned. i believe that we all have rights to many things, including comedy. BUT, if people don't want certain kinds of comedy, they have rights too. IF i ever put comedy here again with offensive language, i'll make sure it has a HUGE notice attached to it. as far as watching these things and visiting websites at work, that is your problem, not mine. working for money should be on doing your job, not surfing the net!!! sorry about my thoughts on that too.

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Mrs. Castellucci comes to visit her son Anthony for

dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't

help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship

between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the

two interact, she started to wonder if there was

more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,

'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,

Maria and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,

'Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote an email:

‘Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house;

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it.

But the fact remains that it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony’

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:‘Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria,

and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,

she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama’

Moral:Never lie to your Mama . . . especially if she's Italian.

Edited by nurktwin

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I'm going to have a rating system for comedy video's that may be offensive to some people. I'm not saying that all future video's will be bad, I may never post one at all. I'll try to keep it clean with old classic comedy. But if I do, the system will have 3 classifications as follows:

x-rated = a few choice words

xx- rated = a lot of choice words

xxx-rated = holy shit!!!!

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