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2/19/11 The Dentist

i can't find the whole skit, just the first 3 minutes. but after this 3 mins it goes on to where Tim eventually sits on the needle and his ass goes numb. Harvey puts him in the dentists chair and Tim slides right out of it!! if i ever find the whole skit, i'll post it.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0df0wNnVQ]YouTube - Tim Conway and Harvey Korman at the Dentist[/ame]

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2/20/11 todays laugh is "the snoring dog"

A couple has a dog that snores.

Annoyed because she can't sleep,

the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles,

and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself,

she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon

and ties it carefully around the

dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring.

The woman is amazed.

Later that night,

her husband returns home drunk

from being out drinking with his buddies.

He climbs into bed,

falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him.

So, she goes to the closet again,

grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.

Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor

and stumbles into the bathroom.

As he stands in front of the toilet,

he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused,

and as he walks back into the bedroom,

he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

'I don't know where we were or what we did,

but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!

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sorry if the language offended anyone, but, it's funny. i thought about some comedy acts last week to post with swearing starting with Richard Pryer. but i stayed away and went with the good old clean stuff instead. this morning, i had another thought, and that's that we all heard these words before and will hear them again. most people pay money to go to these shows and laugh their asses off. so why not post and get a free laugh? i'll continue to post the good old swear-free comedy of yesteryear, but if you don't want to hear some of the funny swearing stuff, that's ok too. just respond and say so.

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^ Maybe if you post a warning - as adults we may not be terribly shocked or offended, but if someone plays it at work, in a public space or in front of their kids, and suddenly foul language is spewing from their computer, it could be an unpleasant surprise.

(I went back a page before posting this, and see you did just that - :023:)

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