Beamish
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Who's who in that last one ?
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^^^ Me likey !
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I wish you had to pass a common-sense test before you could work in a school or at a camp.
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Saturn
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miasma
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of each others'
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^ That was my all-time favorite cereal ! I was so bummed when they stopped making it and didn't eat cereal at all for several years afterwards.
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Wasn't it an interesting take on heaven ? As for hell, I agree with Jean-Paul Sartre: "Hell is other people."
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Best: I try to laugh through the absurdities of life, of which there are many Worst: I bitch and gripe a lot
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It depends on the sect- many Beachy Amish only shun if the person had already made their vows in the Amish church and then turned away. If you haven't made your vows in the church yet and decide to live among the English, partial or no shunning is often the case.
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It's hard to narrow it down to just 5, because there are so many great comedians. George Carlin The Amazing Johnathan Dave Attell Lewis Black Jim Gaffigan In a category all by himself: Lenny Bruce
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might just decide
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and ride the
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What's with all these rubber chickens ? Can someone please explain ?
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I forgot to mention that I hate camp songs. REALLY hate them. Everytime the counselors start in with that stupid Tarzan Rubber Band song, I am reminded of Wednesday Addams watching inspirational movies in that little happy hut, and I feel her pain.
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Today I learned another stupid camp song. I'm glad I only have to work camp for 3 days this summer !
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I hate that my post about Prince having more to fear from a human mouth than you have to fear from his isn't here anymore. It even had a joke about the cleansing properties of toilet water. Grrr ! Oh well, here's another one...
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My friend just went to a midget burlesque show that also had Mexican wrestlers. I don't know if the wrestlers danced in their chonies or not, but some of the midget gals also wrestled. I love the bizarre.
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I wish I'd had a chance to meet George Carlin.
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rectum
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What do I still fantasize about being in ? licorice
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^ That's a great cookbook. We couldn't keep it on the shelves, and a lot of the customers raved about the recipes. I confess that I used to have a crush on Opie.
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Your Love Is A Goldmine- Roger McGuinn
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where they will
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^ I just used that one this morning, so my client would understand the kinds of words he's not supposed to be imitating at camp.