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Starfish

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  1. Speaking as a former child whose father took a hike - I am not a criminal, and neither are any of my siblings, all of whom had less time with Dad than I did. I don't doubt your statistics, but being fatherless does not equate being unloved.


  2. Police later said that Cleveland was not counting the attempted robbery on Dec. 31 of the Bank of Hawaii because, after three different tellers tried unsuccessfully to decipher his holdup note, Cleveland gave up and walked out empty-handed. [Honolulu Advertiser, 1-5-08]

    Well, of course that one doesn't count, LOL. Guess the guy needs to type out his holdup notes. These stories are great.


  3. At the end, I talked to a smattering of delusional rich people to get my story done, and took a shuttle to the roadway, declining and information to "party" with some twenty-somethings who had paid their way in.

    huh? I assume that was "declining an invitation."

    We actually have a pretty good sense of humor around here.

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