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Magnolia

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  1. 1. What's the last thing you threw away?

    All the trash from our Thanksgiving dinner last night.

    2. Have you ever been to Paris?

    Yes, and I'd love to go back. The Louvre is incredible.

    3. What do you stare at?

    This computer screen too much.

    4. What do you hurry for?

    I hurry to get to work on time almost every morning.

    5. Friday fill-in: I could have been a dancer. If only I'd had the talent. lol


  2. doctor stories:

    7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

    ^ This one cracked me up! not-tagged-smiley-10815.bmp


  3. I confess I don't have the first idea what to do with this big ol' frozen

    turkey that a friend brought over last night. She's coming to Thanksgiving dinner and said she'd "bring the turkey". Well, she brought it all right - still frozen in the wrapper! :095:

    Maybe I'll do like yesterdays "poll" and buy a ready-made one and pass it off as my own. LOL


  4. I published a 20 page newspaper...comes out today! 20 pages of Hell!

    Wow, everyone, I feel like I need to go out and accomplish

    something now! WTG!

    Tim, I'm so sorry this is happening to you. What a nightmare! (((Tim)))

    ^ Hey PJ, did you get my e-mail? I tried to PM you, but every time

    I'd try to send it, I'd get logged out! Must have been too long.

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