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salt pepper vinegar mustard mayonaisse tomato ketchup worcestershire sauce

Yes i have been thinking the same thing since i saw the clip , ,but didn`t like to say anything in case all the Stevie fans jumped on me

Children's Answers to Science Exam Questions Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U. Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

My son made this video of my precious car LpKXlXYz-Fc

the floor,Ron

I`ll Stand By You----The Pretenders

Mmmm Nice boyfriend Ames, he reminds me of someone Lol

No, and i`m going to get my `flu jab tomorrow

Take my prescription into the Chemists ,do some laundry,then probably have a nap , I feel really tired today .then cook dinner

Not yet, but soon

Single-mother fined record £100,000 for illegally sharing internet music in landmark case Fined: Jammie Thomas A woman has been ordered to pay a massive £110,000 in compensation to six giant recording companies for illegally downloading 24 tunes on the Internet in the first case of its kind to go to trial. The payout means the songs cost 30 year-old single mother Jammie Thomas £4,500 each. She was warned that had the companies sued her for all 1,700 songs they found in her computer she could have faced a bill of £125 million. Miss Thomas, a supermarket clerk, left the court in tears. Her lawyer, Brian Toder said: "She's devastated. This is a girl who lives from paycheque to paycheque, and now all of a sudden she could get a quarter of her wages withheld for the rest of her life." The companies, including Sony, Arista and Capitol, had offered to settle with Miss Thomas for about £1,000 – as they have done with 26,000 other offenders across the US. But she vowed to fight saying she had done nothing wrong. Hers was the first case to go to a full trial. Last night the companies hailed the decision as a major breakthrough in their battle with record pirates. They say illegal Internet file-sharing, when songs and tunes are swapped free over the Internet has crippled the music industry since it took off four years ago because people are buying fewer CDs. Music downloading is legal if it is done through websites like iTunes which pay royalties to the record companies. But the court heard Miss Thomas used an illegal site that pays no royalties in breach of copyright.

Bottle of Diet coke Insulin GTN spray glasses phone CDs Ipod a tub of pens dry wash hand gel fish food

Damaged By Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8yOSb1HRNU

Just some of my dolls --Thanks Beth

I don`t think that age is any excuse for being rude or offensive ,but they certainly have earned their right to have their opinions heard . When my Aunt was in an old peoples home it used to irritate me how most of the carers spoke to them as if they were children and in a childish voice

Thats unthinkable , just imagine what that poor woman must be going through

My Signed Dire Straits Album

News The first artificial life to be created in weeks by US gene pioneer Controversial figure: Genetics researcher Craig Venter The first artificial life form may be created within weeks, it's been reported. American scientists have made a synthetic chromosome built out of laboratory chemicals. From that they believe they will be able to create cells which can divide and multiply - displaying all the characteristics of life. A chromosome is one of the threadlike packages of genes and other DNA in the nucleus of a cell. Different life forms have different numbers and shapes of chromosomes. The controversial researcher Craig Venter and a team of 20 scientists have already constructed a synthetic chromosome using artificial DNA. The sequence has 381 genes and contains 580,000 base pairs of genetic code. Now this artificial chromosome, Mycoplasma laboratorium, is to be transplanted into a living bacterial cell. It is expected to take control of the cell - and therefore become a new life form. The result would bring scientists a step closer to creating 'designer' microbes. These lifeforms could lead to the creation of bacteria which could help mop up excessive carbon dioxide and help combat global warming or provide biofuel or remove carbon. The researchers have already transformed one type of bacteria into another using a similar technique. They managed to swop the entire genome - the genetic software containing information for life - of a bacterial cell with one from a different, but related, bug. Given a completely new set of genes, the bacterium's species was effectively changed. Dr Venter, of the J Craig Venter Institute, in Rockville, Maryland, said: 'We are going from reading our genetic code to the ability to write it. That gives us the hypothetical ability to do things never contemplated before. We feel this is good science.' He told The Guardian: 'We are not afraid to take on things that are important just because they stimulate thinking. 'We are dealing in big ideas. We are trying to create a new value system for life. When dealing at this scale, you can't expect everybody to be happy.' But bioethics organisations criticised the research. Pat Mooney, director of the Canadian bioethics organisation ETC Group, said: 'Governments and society in general are way behind the ball. 'This is a wake-up call - what does this mean to create new life forms in a test-tube? 'It could be a contribution to humanity such as new drugs or a huge threat to humanity such as bio-weapons.' DNA researcher Mr Venter is best known for his involvement in the controversial race to decipher the human genetic code. Earlier this month, the controversial decision was made to give the go-ahead for embryos containing both human and animal material to be created in British laboratories within months. A shortage of human eggs led scientists to seek permission to make hybrid embryos from human skin cells and animal eggs such as those from cows, plentiful in slaughterhouses. Two teams of scientists are poised to start making cowhuman hybrids for research into incurable diseases.

They Are Simply The Best

SUGAR-----Sharon Usualy Gets A Rubdown COAST

Saturday will be dry with spells of sunshine once overnight mist and fog patches clear. There is likely to be rather more cloud than during recent days. Winds will be light so feeling pleasant in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 °C.

Take It easy --The Eagles

Ron smiled and

Bright red

No, Whats the point in having the money if you are too sick to spend it? I think good health is worth more than any amount of money