Mary Jane 49
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Dusty Springfield , with the beehive and black eye make up ,mod dress --yey
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Mudcrutch-----Full Circle
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WISER-------When Is Sharon Exciting Ron?
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Comfortably Numb -----Pink Floyd
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Oh rats , for some reason it won`t play for me
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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6 here, 2 in my sons room for him and my grandson ,1 in my other sons room,then there is mine ,and we have one in the utility room , and a laptop
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Have you ever danced with the Christine in the pale moonlight?
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This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Carol.--hehe
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Tom Petty.
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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Tom Petty. Aren't you?
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I`ve decided to drive up to his childhood house in Melove Ave and put flowers outside , we are going now
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I wondered why i felt sad today , I love you John RIP
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Damaged By Love
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Tom talks about Elvis
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Accused of love
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I`d attach it to a long peice of string tied to my arm ( well i can`t think of anything else)
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Yes it`s true , stress can manifest itself physically , I`ve seen this lots of times
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I`m glad you had a good tome Carol and Sharon , I don`t know George Thorogood , but absolutely adore Bryan Adams
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I think i would be taking my child out of that school right away ,just in case he goes on the rampage --scary
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Congratulations Kira and Barf Boy , I hope your wedding is wonderful
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salt
pepper
vinegar
mustard
mayonaisse
tomato ketchup
worcestershire sauce
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LMAOO! You are too funny, Ryan.Yes i have been thinking the same thing since i saw the clip , ,but didn`t like to say anything in case all the Stevie fans jumped on me
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Children's Answers to Science Exam Questions
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
of the Day - 10/10/07
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Never in a million years , no way never, i wouldn`t even be able to get on the plane