Mary Jane 49
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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ROFL Aimee
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I haven`t seen any of them either
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Well i`m having trouble imagining a vegetable that you put sugar on , but i`m going to try it , I`ll let you know
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Thanks for your help girls , i`m going to cook it tomorrow
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Midnight train to Georgia---Gladys knight
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or i will
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Mines B
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My son just told me that he thaught Runnin Down A Dream was Running Out Of Drink LOL
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Help!! How do you cook a Butternut Squash ? They are new to us here and i don`t have a clue , my son just bought one
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A drink of ice cold water
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1. What's your favorite cereal? Cornflakes but not in the morning
2. What is too gross to eat in the morning? Meat
3. What time do you go to bed? 11.pm
4. Where do you put your keys? On a key rack in the hallway
5. What vegetables do you love? All except Celery
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she said"mind
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Run For Your Life ----The Beatles
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Taxman refers to The Beatles song Taxman,where they are singing about all the income tax they have to pay ,the Taxman owns them
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LMAO at Emmie... Do you have to join the band to that?? LOL
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Thats awful , my heart goes out to her poor family
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MJ I already posted that one--lol
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LOL Sharon now i understand:)
What crazy hair too:eek:
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Anything longer than a limerick bores me to tears.I think studying The Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner for my English Lit Gce put me off poetry for life
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I don`t work ,but when i did it just sent me to the bank to deposit the takings
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Whats a doodie ? tell me then i can have a laugh !!
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well done Aimee
Please help me to understand TP...
in Out in the Cold
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I am the only one here who speaks English as it should be spoken ---so there haha