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SUPER-----Sharons Underpants Please Excited Ron CRISP

We have many different accents here but i know that we all sound the same to you ,and until recently i couldn`t tell the difference between your North and South , but i can now .I still can`t tell the difference between the USA and Canada though

I have to inject Insulin 3 times a day and take 15 tablets , so you could say i`m used to it

I am the only one here who speaks English as it should be spoken ---so there haha

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

ROFL Aimee

I haven`t seen any of them either

Well i`m having trouble imagining a vegetable that you put sugar on , but i`m going to try it , I`ll let you know

Thanks for your help girls , i`m going to cook it tomorrow

Midnight train to Georgia---Gladys knight

or i will

Mines B

My son just told me that he thaught Runnin Down A Dream was Running Out Of Drink LOL

Help!! How do you cook a Butternut Squash ? They are new to us here and i don`t have a clue , my son just bought one

A drink of ice cold water

1. What's your favorite cereal? Cornflakes but not in the morning 2. What is too gross to eat in the morning? Meat 3. What time do you go to bed? 11.pm 4. Where do you put your keys? On a key rack in the hallway 5. What vegetables do you love? All except Celery

she said"mind

Run For Your Life ----The Beatles

Taxman refers to The Beatles song Taxman,where they are singing about all the income tax they have to pay ,the Taxman owns them

Thats awful , my heart goes out to her poor family

MJ I already posted that one--lol

LOL Sharon now i understand:) What crazy hair too:eek:

Anything longer than a limerick bores me to tears.I think studying The Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner for my English Lit Gce put me off poetry for life