Mary Jane 49
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Nobody puts Sharon in a corner.
Which movie was this quote from?
Dirty Dancing (1987)
(the missing word was 'Baby')
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Beth Room!
Which movie was this quote from?
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
(the missing word was 'War')
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I feel the need - the need for Linda!
Which movie was this quote from?
Top Gun (1986)
(the missing word was 'speed')
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I`m not sure about this at all , I`ll have to give it some thaught
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Mugshot ... CameronDouglas's son to go on trial
By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
Published: 20 Oct 2007
MOVIE star Michael Douglas’ son Cameron was sent for trial yesterday for possessing cocaine.
Cameron, 28, was allegedly caught with liquid cocaine and a syringe in a hotel car park at 2am.
Friend Christopher Lane, 30, who was with him, was also charged.
They were nabbed in July at the Sandyland Reef Hotel in Carpinteria, California, after being spotted illegally parked in Cameron’s dad’s silver BMW.
The arrest and mugshot only emerged yesterday.
Douglas appeared with dad Michael and grandfather Kirk in 2003 film It Runs In The Family. He said he was “self-employed” when arrested.
He has been ordered to appear in court
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Bananas
Muesli bars
Apples
Name 3 things you don`t like about Christmas
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rub into his
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WEGHT---White Elephants In Gators House
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Annie Lennox gig scare
20/10/2007
Annie Lennox Annie Lennox ran terrified from a concert stage when she saw a man coming towards her wearing a gas mask.
The ex-Eurythmics star threw down her microphone and fled the packed auditorium to her tour bus.
Later Annie, 52, said: "That was freakish and disturbing."
She was singing in Boulder, Colorado, when a man in cape, platform boots and mask made for the stage. He was not charged by police.
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The most obvious ones around here are all the Beatles stuff, I think i`ve seen them all at one time or another .
My town goes back to the Roman times and i recently went to see a Roman villa which was being excavated nearby when they demolished some buildings to make room for a shopping mall,and there are prehistoric standing stones close by ,a smaller version of Stonehenge
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oh i forgot about Down Home Girl ,I LOVE that one
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Somethin else
Route 66
Shout
Don`t Bring Me Down
Gloria
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If it weren’t for Mudcrutch Farm, I’d never have met all you wonderful people ,I wouldn`t have learned so much about TPATH,and my days would be a lot darker .I love this place
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My local hospital is The Royal Albert Edward Infirmary , It is excellent and they have saved my life 3 times
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM
I hope you have a lovely day with lots of cool pressies XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I Love you
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Just my opinion, but wouldn't it be a bit easier to drink the damn thing?oh well (here it goes...)
BOTTOMS UP!
LOL
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I like Long after Dark , I like the picture with the red tint , and also the Hard Promises cover
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Well blow me down , whatever next?11
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No , but i would like to go to the one in Paris,because i wouldn`t have to fly there
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Happy Birthday Marcia , Have a lovely day
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Happy Birthday Toni , have a lovely day !!
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I have a big garden , my hubby does most of the work , but i do tend the pots and prune things , I love to grow roses
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Alco-bots
A man who was addicted to alcoholic enemas died after having one based on sherry.
Texan Michael Warner, 58, died of alcoholic poisoning with a level of 0.47%, almost six times the state's legal limit of .08% .
His wife, Tammy Jean Warner, 45, was charged with manslaughter after administering the enema for her hubby but the case was dismissed because of insufficient evidence.
She claimed that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.
The Funny Thread....
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On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".