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Mary Jane 49

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  1. This is just terrible ,I just hope it ends soon I can`t imagine what it must be like for the folks who live there , please keep us posted
  2. I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails. Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife. Storekeeper: Sheer? Customer: No, she's at home. There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head. Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
  3. Now that makes all the difference , Yes they should have put that in the description
  4. Thanks to Marion I got my set today , I`ve watched Disk 1 so far , I can`t believe how wondeeful it is
  5. I think that if they wanted to sell it they should have done it without all the hype , it seems so disrespectful to be cashing in on his name
  6. Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."
  7. A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it." "Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that." "Why not asked the customer?" "Because that's my husband."
  8. What an excellent story,I`m glad they grabbed the bird when they got out of the house .
  9. I think I`ll just be devastated if UTube takes that one off , I really love it
  10. This one i can`t answer because i`ve never been on a plane in my life
  11. I`m glad no one was taken in by her defense of insanity , this was premeditated murder and she is just one evil bitch
  12. LOL thats great , wait till Sharon sees it
  13. http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/46a...1cb23643a04a16 Oooh That was nice
  14. http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/46a8f95380ba919f/471cb23643a04a16 OOh I did enjoy that
  15. http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/46a8f95380ba919f/471c98bb162ac972 Unseen Video footage of some of the Farmers on here
  16. Does it really Ref? That is SOOOOOO COOOOOL
  17. Oh thats so beautiful, I had to wipe a tear or two away when i read this , and aren`t they a lovely looking couple , I hope they have a lovely life together, they deserve it
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