Mary Jane 49

Pathetic , I wonder what his family are thinking

oooh Nice !

Little Arrows --Leapy lea , I remember it well LOL Now that song will be in my head all day and i`ll know who to blame !!!

'Groping' driving instructor packed 12in carrot down his trousers Last updated at 10:29am on 7th November 2007 A driving instructor disguised a 12in carrot in his trousers to make a woman driver think she had given him an erection, a court has heard. Stephen Cooney, 51, even grabbed the woman's hand to make her feel the vegetable before revealing it as part of a so-called joke. Scroll down for more... Stephen Cooney denies indecent assault and sexual assault The woman told Teesside Crown Court: "He said 'You've got me so excited', and I thought it was an erection. He said it was because my driving was so good." A carrot similar to the one used by Cooney "I was shocked, disgusted. I thought I had got hold of an erection. Then he pulled the carrot out from down his flies where it must have been throughout my lesson. "I started to cry. When I got home I collapsed on the pavement. My legs went from under me." Cooney, from Ronaldshay Terrace, Marske-by-the-Sea, Cleveland, is charged with sex assaults on three women pupils. Another woman, a single mother who had more than 20 lessons with Cooney, said he had offered to cancel her bill if she had sex with him in a layby, but she refused. She said Cooney touched her breasts during lessons, once showed her naked photos of himself and admitted masturbating while watching her from his home. Prosecutor Rod Hunt said: "When you go to a driving instructor you may expect he would carry a copy of the Highway Code. "You would not expect that in the glovebox he had photographs of him naked, close-ups of his penis. And you would not exepct him to drive around with a 12in carrot down his trousers pretending he had an erection." Two women complained when Cooney worked for Ascot Driving School in Redcar and a third after he set up his own Steve Cooney Motoring school. Yesterday he told the jury he took the photos trying out a new camera, hid them in his glovebox and had no intention of showing them to anyone and did not do so. He insisted the carrot incident was a practical joke that went wrong. "It was a stupid mistake," he said. Cooney denies two indecent assaults and three sexual assaults. The case continues.

Congratulations Kira and Hubby

RIP Mr Osmond

yes ,if i know the person well enough to know that i`ll get it back

No ,I don`t have any,I hate cooking

Mine STILL hasn`t arrived

The first 45 i bought was Cathys Clown by the Everley Brothers , and the first LP was Please Please Me --The Beatles

Oh thats beautiful Ames , Thanks so much

No , I don`t live in the US

Thanks Marion ,I enjoyed reading that

i`m another one who can`t stand being late for anything , and i can`t stand others being late either My other one is changing the bed linen ,I love how they feel when they are fresh on Oh and i`m constantly using anti bacterial dry hand wash

It`s on my Christmas list

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

LOL Ryan , that woman sounds just like me

LOL Sharon

When my hubby persuaded me to go to a Rugby League match i thaught i would hate it ,I couldn`t believe how exciting it was and have been a big fan ever since

No One here ever knows who they are

Cucumber , but he

Patchy mist will clear, then a cloudy morning. Some rain will spread southeastwards around the middle of the day, before turning mostly dry with some sunshine for the afternoon. It will turn cooler and fresher with brisk northwesterly winds. Maximum temperature 13 °C. Tonight: Most places will be dry with clear periods, but a few light showers are likely for the Manchester and Liverpool areas. It will remain rather breezy. Minimum temperature 4 °C.

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