Mary Jane 49

Love on the dole Cathy come home Jack The Ripper Genevieve The Yellow Rolls Royce Mr Blandings builds his dream house The Belles of St Trinians

I love roller coasters , i haven`t been on one for ages though

he looked at

Smokestack Lightening -----Howlin Wolf

A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: “I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?” Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned. When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “Are you two an item?” I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.” I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind. Show me where Stalin’s buried and I’ll show you a communist plot.

I wonder if she is ever going to stop moaning

Yes we did and it was "our song" P.S I Love You --The Beatles

We have Rememberance Sunday which was yesterday

Happy Birthday Katie

I really enjoyed reading those stories Danny, they must have been great times

I hope you have a wonderful day !!

Good one Ratstokill , what about Bryan Adams Run To You , or The Boys Of Summer (did MC write that ?)

Looks promising

Brown 'a bigamist' By Mark Ellis 10/11/2007 James Brown Related Articles The late Godfather of Soul James Brown was a serial bigamist, it was claimed yesterday. A woman who says she married the star in 1953 insists they never got divorced - and she wants a share of his fortune. Velma Warren Brown, 73, filed her statement in a court in South Carolina. She says they had three children and lived together for 17 years. Advertisement [Ad: mputwo Advertisement] Her lawyer David Bell said: "There was never a formal separation or a divorce. They went their separate ways but he always kept in touch." James Brown, who died on Christmas Day aged 73, married four times. A number of children, some illegitimate, have claims on his estate. Louis Levenson, a lawyer for several of the singer's offspring, said Velma Brown remarried. He added: "If she says she was not divorced she's admitting bigamy." Former backing singer Tomi Rae Hynie, 38, claims she was Brown's fourth wife. At least three people insist DNA proves they are his children.

Cooler weather and Guy Fawkes Night

ooh i like that !!

My Dad was a coal miner , he took me down the mine when i was 16, and we ate lunch down there

Welcome to to The Farm Danny, I wish you had been in the film too

He was probably biased before he actualy saw it

Now i would have it finished with 5 1/2 weeks still to go

I aggree with you both ,China is a bad choice and doesn`t deserve to stage this event

10 , i`m a big target !LOL

A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. One of the guests was watching the gardeners do their thing, and while one gardener was busy weeding the other jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements. Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, 'That man is such a talented dancer that I'd pay him a hundred pounds to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class! 'When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, 'Hey Fred! Do you think for a hundred pounds you could step on that rake again?'