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Everything posted by Mary Jane 49
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Five Shot to Death in Chicago Clothing Store
Mary Jane 49 replied to KansasPettyFan's topic in Depot Street
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Did anyone here meet a Heartbreaker?
Mary Jane 49 replied to Aimee Wilbury's topic in Great Wide Open
Welcome to The farm Gonzo -
I used to have a few, i did keep the tags on .I sold them on ebay
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I`m a Domestic Technician
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They are all fine guitarists ,but i voted for Dave Gilmour
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Male or Female? Male or Female? You might not have known this,but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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Nurk LOL!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE !! Have a great day
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Thats my saying Carol lol
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RDAD
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I`m thinking that if we could go back and undo our mistakes we would just make a whole new batch of new ones , maybe worse ones
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What Song Did You Wake Up With in Your Head?
Mary Jane 49 replied to Echosoftom's topic in Creative Corner
The Things We Do For Love --10cc -
Get new wheelchair Pay some bills make dinner sleep
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GRAZE==Greedily,Ron Ate Zucchini Escalopes CREAM
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waiting with a
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Across The Universe Day
Mary Jane 49 replied to Wingspan91089's topic in Anything That's Rock N Roll
How cool is that!! Thanks for the info -
Yes , Good luck Connie !
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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in the Asbury Park Press!!
Mary Jane 49 replied to WildflowerNJ's topic in Great Wide Open
Oooh Thanks Beth ! -
McCartney Denys Heart Surgery
Mary Jane 49 replied to Wingspan91089's topic in Anything That's Rock N Roll
I wish Paul all the best , and it`s great news -
Lovely pics thanks , Tom looks so happy and drop dead gorgeous too!
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Tim ,thanks for asking , Yes ,I have heart failure and peripheral vascular disease caused no doubt by smoking heavily for a long time, they say 8 years outlook , but i`m not having that
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Happy Groundhog day everyone !(googles groundhog)
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1. What are you missing? Running and swimming 2. How do you feel? Optimistic 3. What have you let go? Cigarettes 4. Who have you hurt? Myself 5. What do you deserve? I don`t know
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I would go back to the day i had my first cigarette and refuse it ,I`m sure i would be a lot healthier and richer today .I have quit now but too late
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Strings for me too
