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Wrong Email Address A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject : I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2007 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!

Fostering my friends son when she got away from her abusive husband ,got herself somewhere to live ,and a job so that he wouldn`t be taken into care , he`s in his 30s now and still calls me Mum

Eek!

A Very old English song .Art Garfunkel sang it on his Angel Clare album , I`ve always loved it Barbara Allen In Scarlet town where I was born There was a fair maid dwelling And every youth cried well away For her name was Barbara Allen Twas in the merry month of May The green buds were a swelling Sweet William on his deathbed lay For the love of Barbara Allen He sent a servant unto her To the place she was dwelling Saying you must come to his deathbed now If your name be Barbara Allen Slowly slowly she got up Slowly slowly she came nigh him And the only words to him she said Young man I think you're dying As she was walking oer the fields She heard the death bell knelling And every stroke it seemed to say Hardhearted Barbara Allen Oh mother mother make my bed Make it long and make it narrow Sweet William died for me today I'll die for him tomorrow They buried her in the old churchyard They buried him in the choir And from his grave grew a red red rose From her grave a green briar They grew and grew to the steeple top Till they could grow no higher And there they twined in a true love's knot Red rose around green briar

I can`t stand Jazz

You are all in for a jolly good time , Mark is a diamond!

I can`t drive until i`ve had a medical assessment , I`m missing it

Excellent

I`ve enjoyed seeing all these pets so much ,makes me wonder for the millionth time how anyone can be cruel to animals

it wouldn`t happen , i`d keep very cool no matter who it was ,even Robert De Niro !!

he puckered up

Happy Bashful Sleepy Doc Sneezy Dopey Grumpy

Tim I`m also sending you a pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPIPHANY!!,have a lovely day

Annoying , Don`t like it at all

Yes I remember it was for a job as a clerk at a mail order company , I had to have a maths test which i surprisingly passed ,and yes i got the job

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Gosh thats awesome Ames

I loved watching Rhoda too , i can`t believe he was 68 , RIP David

Aw I love all these pictures , I keep coming back for another look thanks everyone

This is my dog Jester,and fishes George and Mildred

Happy Birthday Toby , you are a beautiful boy

It`s A Wonderful Life , I just love happy endings

This is where we went on honeymoon and many times since It is in the Lake District ,Cumbria and the viewpoint is called Surprise View

Excellent!!