Dynabeat Tim

LOL...who is his son "little".......

Only if she's cute and I get to be Santa....... "hang up yer pretty stockings....turn off the light.....Santa Claus is coming down your chiminey tonight".......

Well lets see......could do a Christmas song with Elvis...that seems to be popular !! But I'd guess it would have to be something heartfelt......I guess either "laughing" with Burton Cummings......or "Walls" with TP

Hey Nurk..Did ya find yer Brother ?

Poor MS. Walters......she has obviously not met me or some of the people I know. How can she possibly proclaim 'the most fascinating people of 2008" without haivng met 'all" the people ? Maybe her title should be something like "10 millionaires that the media has talked about in 2008 " LOL I've seen more fascinating people standing in line down at the mission !!

I don't like wrap, never have been very good at it. I usually get to mcuh or not enough paper. So I leave the wrapping to Santa.......or my daughter if it is for the wife. If you know how to wrap, my christmas hat is off to ya !!

It depends on the event or situation that has offended me.

We have a fake tree. My job is getting it down from the attic. Her job is putting it together and decorating it. She's an early bird and does it the day after Thanksgiving. It usually comes down 1 or 2 days after Christmas. Its about 6 ft tall. She says we need a new one for next year. I have never cut down a tree, but we have often thought of buying one that can be planted afterwards.

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I went to a job fair last week near Detroit and after waiting in the line for 4 hours the only job left was as an assistant to a gynocologist. She asked if I'd be interested and I said "yea". She said I would have to help the ladies up and off the table, and I would have to shave them and pamper their skin with a fine oil. I said "okay". She said it pays $45,000 and full benefits, was I still interested. I said "yea". She said I would have to go to Lubbock, Texas. I said "Oh, I didn't know the job was in Texas" She said it isn't that's where the line starts for the interview. A little smile makes the world a happier place !!

Thanks for posting this......and I guess its best to say "never let a friend recuperate at your house " !! I always enjoyed his films.

When is it to late to put up the outside christmas lights ?

Now I know why my Dad always said to carry a spare !! Good Ole Dad !! To this day I keep one hidden outside !!

OMG Wild1, that reminds me of a dream I had about a week ago, Sarah and Hillary were both chasing me through a woods nude !! I fell and rolled behind a tree, and then they ran passed by, but it ended up Hillary was chasing Sarah !! Not sure what that dream meant, but I skipped Hardball for the next 3 days.

It comes down to what class you believe you're in. They said today the bailout money for the banks is gone !! And no one knows where it went. The banks were suppose to give loans, but bought up other banks so their own stock would rise. But once those auto salaries go, so will the taxes, and one by one other unions will fall. We won't be able to afford as many school teachers and their health care and retirement. Or as many government workers, etc. One by one everyone will wind up poor like me ( but thats okay cause I like company !! ) You learn how to survive, and you'll find yourself doing things that you normally wouldn't. The revolution is coming !!

Hey Mag, I was making a point, she hates cats but doesn't want to see one get hurt. I believe its a neighbor's cat. A few years ago some preg cat, had a litter in my shed and they still hang out there at times ( I think they meet for some type of cat reunion ). I don't own any pets now, but my yard has cats and dogs running all through it. Myself, I would never hurt a cat or dog. ( don't worry ). I wish people would try to keep their pets on a leash or in their own yard. Its funny though, lots of people who don't like animals, and don't want them to be hurt, don't mind eating a cow or chicken, etc. Then there are those who have pets and want other people to care for them, and feed them free of charge. Been there done that.

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Hillary Clinton. What a ham.

1. raisng blood pressure ? The funny thing is with all the stress in my life, my bp has and is really low. Last summer the people at work couldn't believe how low mine was. I guess in spite of all the turmoil I have learned to adapt. 2. peer presure. to some degree, like everybody. I have very little peer pressure, their is no one that I try to impress. 3. pressure :depends on the situation most times, but I put the pressure on myself its good, if someone puts pressure on it "f*ck off and do it yourself" 4. headaches :Usually only after a night of self afflicting pleasure. I sleep them off with the help of some tylenol. 5. credit due : many times. I won't do it again, and I break away and stay away from that type of person.

Mind if I lay down and think while I type ?

Women are funny lot. Today she sends me out to get rid of a stray cat, when I come back in and said, we won't have to worry bout that one again, I crush its head with a rock she said oh no you didn't !! ( Well no I didn't, it took off when I opened the door ). At least I know its okay to still keep feeding it !!

Good Evening, Velcome, I vant to dbrink yer blood !! No it wouldn't scare me a bit, through the years, if I would tell, some of the weird places that I have woken up from, you would understand.

Gives a new meaning to the word "breast stroke". Hope I'm not on the beach when one floats up, can you imagine explaining that to a little boy ?