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High School

Be glad I woke up and hope reality had played some better cards.

I love the weather & having the kids back to school. Oldest son has strep and now Grif is brewing something, plus a close friend is in the hospital battling meningitis...so can only hope for better health as the month goes on.

^Christmas Vacation is a tradition at our house! ...and I still laugh my butt off at 'Napoleon Dynamite'.

Broccoli-Cheese in a large mug w/ spoon...too thick & chunky to slurp.

Half-Crazy with a foot in the door on my way to Freak-Fest!

If I were single & without kids I would love it!

No doubt!! That is one of those guilty pleasures I wasn't sure I would admit to....

1. Are you afraid of bugs? Yes..should have seen me scream at the little f'er that was in my hanging basket the other night...he was NASTY. 2. What do you like on your toast? Peanut Butter 3. Be honest, do you screen your calls and let the people you don’t want to talk to go straight to voicemail? Yes and the majority do. 4. Do you do laundry on a regular schedule? Yes, Daily. 5. Do you respect people more for staying through difficult times or knowing when to call it quits? Respect? I don't know...sometimes they truly don't have a choice..could take this is so many ways referring to a bad marriage, lousy job, suicidal thoughts, caring for someone with an illness...maybe I am more apt to give sympathy. Really depends on the situation...

Probably start a week ahead of time with lots of revamping.

Many, Many CD's....

Geez my sister will be here in 1/2 hour to pick me up and I'm wasting time on here!!!

Vampire seems a little more of the sexier choice...

I have had to..it sucks..spend a winter in Wisconsin & there are weeks you choose to not leave the house!

How many times a day do you... Brush your teeth? 2-3 times Shower? once Check your E-mail? CONSTANTLY..I have 3 set-up Check Mudcrutch Farm? maybe 5 Eat? That just isn't polite to ask a chubby girl.... __________________

Heritage Hill with the kids today, Farmer's Market tomorrow...(counting the remaining hours until school starts...)

To the basement to throw in some laundry!!

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. 6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' HE SAID IF HE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE 7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?' 12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 14 . WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM? 16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS THAT TURTLE HOMELESS OR NAKED? 17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? 18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? 19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? 20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? 21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? 22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? 24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? 25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? 26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? 27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? 28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? 29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT? 30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'? 31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? 32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? 33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED? 34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

Combo--sometimes it helps to vent with friends about what is bothering me, other times leave me the f alone!

OK..here is my plug for ANDY GARCIA!!!! mmm mmm mmm....

Going to watch my nephew's jazz quartet play this morning with my sister after the Farmer's Market, roller skating party with the kids tonight (they will allow wheelchairs, walkers etc.. on the rink for our special needs group).

I need to remember this disgustingly humid, hot, muggy day when it is -10* and I am complaining about winter in January.

I would go more if they didn't stop before noon on Saturdays. My sister is actually picking up my daughter in the morning and going to one.

^See? Another Wisconsinite that loves the beer...geez I was getting worried there, glad to see we keep up our image (bet you love the brats and deep fried cheese curd too?)

Hope you had a great day!!!!