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Aimee Wilbury

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About Aimee Wilbury

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  • Birthday 09/03/1992

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    Nova Scotia, Canada
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    Horseback riding, computer, internet
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    Newspaper Carrier/Student

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  1. Aimee Wilbury

    Photo Thread (NO TP&TH or DK pictures, please)

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html
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    Cat Survives 19 Days with Jar on Head

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071202/D8T91K4O2.html Cat Survives 19 Days With Jar on Head Dec 1, 9:33 PM (ET) BARTLETT, Tenn. (AP) - Tabitha Cain has fed a feral cat she calls Wild Oats for several years, but now she's thinking of changing the feline's name to Survivor. That's because she says the cat survived for 19 days with a peanut butter jar stuck on its head. "We tried to get her, but being the type of cat you can't catch, she kept running and hiding," said Doretha Cain, Tabitha's mother. The family saw the cat several times with the jar on its head and tried in vain to catch it. But after not seeing the cat for a week, the Cains feared the worst. "I thought she was going to die with that jar on her head," said Tabitha Cain, 25. They found the once chubby cat on Wednesday, too thin and weak to flee. They caught her with a fishing net and used some oil to get the jar off her head. They gave her water and treated her wounds and on Friday she began to eat again. "I've heard of cats having nine lives but I think this one has 19 because she survived 19 days," Doretha Cain said. Memphis veterinarian Gerald Blackburn said he's heard similar stories of pets getting trapped for days or even weeks at a time and surviving. Blackburn said the cat may have lived off of its excess fat.
  3. Aimee Wilbury

    Question of the Day - 12/02/07

    Anything! lol. I don't even care how I look.
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    Question of the Day - 12/01/07

    Well, I should have time, as I DELIVER THEM!!!! :icon_laugh: Sorry, I couldn't help it, this question just is a bit strange for me.
  5. Aimee Wilbury

    The Phobia List

    I tried googling that, but no results.
  6. Aimee Wilbury

    The Phobia List

    Quite interesting. The things you can find when you're bored. http://phobialist.com/
  7. Aimee Wilbury

    tom and jeff talk about the wilburys

    Here's the full interview. http://travelingwilburys-popup.artists.warner.de/
  8. Interesting thing I found in newspaper today. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071129/night_cancer_071129/20071129?hub=Health Those who work the graveyard shift for long periods or who experience jet lag on a regular basis face a higher risk of cancer, according to a World Health Organization cancer report.
  9. Aimee Wilbury

    Poll of the Day--11/30/07

    Lots of things.
  10. Aimee Wilbury

    The Funny Thread....

    NOTE: I'm not making fun of people from other countries, I just found this hilarious. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American.
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    The Funny Thread....

    Family Stress Test Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true. 1. ____ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk." 2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 3. ____ The cat is on Valium. 4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf. 6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 7. ____ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 8. ____ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 9. ____ You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. 10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates. Scoring: 30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood! 20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little going on in your life. Crank it up. 10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered a parallel career path? 0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?
  12. Aimee Wilbury

    How Ironic: Bank-Robbing Lottery Winner May Lose Fortune

    I hope that the money goes to a charity.
  13. Aimee Wilbury

    of the Day - 11/29/07

    I don't have siblings. But I would as a joke.
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    Question of the Day - 11/29/07

    An ax.
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