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AmyLou
10-08-2007, 05:46 PM
Insert a word or phrase and it randomly generates movie quotes using it...

Here are some of my results using "Tom Petty" :003:

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Tom Petty!

All work and no Tom Petty makes Jack a dull boy.

It is too late, my Tom Petty is in your veins.

When there's no more room in hell, the Tom Petty will walk the earth.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Tom Petty.

My mama always said life was like a box of Tom Petty.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Tom Petty' at will to old ladies.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Tom Petty.

and of course -
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Tom Petty Room!

anyone got some others?

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?

emmie
10-08-2007, 05:49 PM
This one is perfect...

First rule of Tom Petty Club is - you do not talk about Tom Petty Club.

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 05:50 PM
LMAOOO! These are too funny Amylou! I'll have to go one and create some too.

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 05:52 PM
Do not go into the Heartbreakers. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.


You know the difference between you and me? I make the Heartbreakers look good.

agirl
10-08-2007, 05:53 PM
lol, lol

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 05:56 PM
Hasta la Vista, Tom Petty! (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)

emmie
10-08-2007, 05:57 PM
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Tom Petty.

emmie
10-08-2007, 05:57 PM
Madness? This is Tom Petty!

emmie
10-08-2007, 05:59 PM
We'll always have Tom Petty.

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 06:00 PM
He's not The Messiah. He's a Very naughty Mike Campbell!
(Life Of Brian)

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 06:02 PM
I'll bet you can squeal like a Tom Petty. (Deliverance)

KansasPettyFan
10-08-2007, 06:05 PM
LOL!

With great power comes great Mike Campbell.


You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Tom Petty together and blow.

As God is my Tom Petty, I'll never be hungry again.

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:06 PM
^ :)

That'll do Tom Petty. That'll do.

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 06:09 PM
I am serious...and don't call me Tom Petty. (Airplane)

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:11 PM
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Sharon.
~ Annie Hall

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:13 PM
Soylent Green is Sharon!

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:14 PM
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Sugarlips.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Echosoftom
10-08-2007, 06:16 PM
^ LMAOO! Stop, you're killing me!

surfnburn
10-08-2007, 06:25 PM
^LOLOLOL!!!


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my baby kitty.

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:27 PM
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the delicious caek.

AmyLou
10-08-2007, 06:27 PM
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its delicious caek.

Magnolia
10-08-2007, 07:05 PM
These are great! I got a couple of perfect ones, too:

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Ron Blair (It's a Wonderful Life)
I have always depended on the kindness of Ron Blair! (A Streetcar Named Desire)

Boss
10-08-2007, 09:00 PM
Hmmm,
May the Heartbreaker be with you.

And there's this one...
I bet you can squeal like a heartbreaker.
~ Deliverance (1972)

Magnolia
10-09-2007, 07:39 AM
^ Ha Ha, those are great, Boss!

Mary Jane 49
10-09-2007, 08:09 AM
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Tom Petty. Aren't you?

Mary Jane 49
10-09-2007, 08:11 AM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Tom Petty.

Mary Jane 49
10-09-2007, 08:12 AM
This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Carol.--hehe

Mary Jane 49
10-09-2007, 08:13 AM
Have you ever danced with the Christine in the pale moonlight?

AmyLou
10-09-2007, 09:17 AM
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my zombie zoo. That's the price she has to pay.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
A Night at the Opera (1935)
(the missing word was 'face')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=zombie zoo)

Flower
10-09-2007, 09:33 AM
Tom Petty, I am your father

AndreaM
10-09-2007, 12:12 PM
Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Tom Petty!

The Hustler (1961)
The missing word was 'me'.

Refugee
10-09-2007, 03:18 PM
Mike Campbell, if someone asks if you are a God, you say, 'yes!'


LOL! From Ghostbusters.

Magnolia
10-09-2007, 06:24 PM
^ HAHAHAHA! Perfect, Ref!

Barnburner
10-09-2007, 07:35 PM
LMAO!!!!!:043: You guys are nuts!
But I notice you left out one of the boys...

Elementary, my dear Benmont.

We'll always have Benmont.

I'll have what Benmont's having.

You know the difference between you and me? I make Benmont look good.

Doxiejoe
10-09-2007, 08:08 PM
You had me at "Tom Petty"


I am not a Tom Petty! I am a human being. I am a man.


They may take away our Tom Petty, but they'll never take our freedom!

I find your lack of Tom Petty disturbing.

Refugee
10-09-2007, 08:41 PM
If you build it, Heartbreakers will come.


Field of Dreams

Refugee
10-09-2007, 08:43 PM
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Mike Campbell. That's the price she has to pay.


HAHAHAHA! At Night At The Opera

Refugee
10-09-2007, 08:44 PM
You can't handle the Ron Blair!


A Few Good Men.

Barb, think this is true?

Magnolia
10-09-2007, 10:00 PM
^ Ohhh, I could handle him alright!!! :045: :007:

surfnburn
10-09-2007, 10:14 PM
I find your lack of Ron Blair disturbing.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
(the missing word was 'faith')

surfnburn
10-09-2007, 10:18 PM
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been an Mike Campbell.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
On the Waterfront (1954)
(the missing word was 'contender')

Echosoftom
10-09-2007, 11:21 PM
Mike Campbell, if someone asks if you are a God, you say, 'yes!'


LOL! From Ghostbusters.


http://www.mudcrutch.com/honeybees/images/smiles/happy-smiley-8833.bmp (javascript:emoticon(':ROFLAO:'))That is freakin' hilarious!

TheWildOne
10-10-2007, 12:58 AM
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Dirty Knobs lasts forever.

from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
(the missing phrase was 'diamond tiara')

LOL.

Boss
10-10-2007, 01:15 AM
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old breakdown.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)

kelly
10-10-2007, 10:39 AM
Faten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy Tom Petty.

I feel the need...the need for Tom Petty!

You've to ask yourself: "Do I feel Tom Petty?" Well, do ya, punk?

I have always depended on the kindness of Tom Petty.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Tom Petty.

We can't stop here. This is Tom Petty country.

Wow, this is fun!!!

Refugee
10-10-2007, 03:38 PM
No, it is not dangerous to confuse Roger Daltrey with angels.


Magnolia (1999)

Refugee
10-10-2007, 03:39 PM
And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Tom Selleck in the world...


Klute (1971)

Refugee
10-10-2007, 03:41 PM
But why is the Tom Selleck gone?


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Refugee
10-10-2007, 03:42 PM
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Scott Thurston.


Annie Hall (1977)

TheWildOne
10-11-2007, 12:01 AM
There is a Wilbury Twist coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

X-Men (2000)
(the missing word was 'war')


No other factory in the world mixes its Benmont by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
(the missing word was 'chocolate')

Refugee
10-11-2007, 02:34 AM
I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a guitar! What a guitar!


The Wizard of Oz (1939)

AmyLou
10-11-2007, 08:02 AM
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Scott Thurston.


Annie Hall (1977)

HEY! them's fighting words!!!!:021:

One Ref's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
The Lost Weekend (1945)
(the missing word was 'drink')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Ref)

Flower
10-11-2007, 10:28 AM
So, Damn it tom! Let's do the Time Warp Again!!
The rocky horror picture show
missing word ( Janet)

Echosoftom
10-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Say Hello To My Little Tom Petty
(from the movie, Scarface)

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tom Petty
(from Jaws)

Why Don't You Come Up Sometime and See Me Mike Campbell
(from She Done Him Wrong)

T.P. Phone Home
(from E.T.)

Pettylicious81
10-11-2007, 05:33 PM
I'll Be Tom Petty-The Terminator

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you're got to come back a Benmont-42nd Street

E.T. Phone Mike Campbell-E.T.

I defy you! Come kneel before Ron Blair!-Superman 2

I'm king of the Scott Thurston-Titanic

emmie
10-14-2007, 11:57 AM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Tommy didn't exist.

Refugee
10-14-2007, 02:19 PM
This is the West, sir. When the Amylou becomes fact, print the Amylou.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

AmyLou
10-14-2007, 02:52 PM
Come with Refugee if you want to live.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Terminator 2 (1991)
(the missing word was 'me')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Refugee)

Refugee
10-14-2007, 03:12 PM
^ LOL!!! :003:

emmie
10-14-2007, 07:30 PM
Buuuuumuuwhaaaa...
We'll always have Emmie.

AmyLou
10-14-2007, 07:36 PM
We can't stop here. This is emmie country.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
(the missing word was 'bat')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=emmie)

emmie
10-14-2007, 07:58 PM
Nobody puts Emmie in a corner.

Refugee
10-17-2007, 03:17 PM
Houston, we have a Sharon.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Apollo 13 (1995)
(the missing word was 'problem')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Sharon)

emmie
10-17-2007, 05:14 PM
Lions and tigers and Dana, oh my!



This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Dana.

AmyLou
10-17-2007, 05:17 PM
Listen to them. Children of the Benmont. What music they make.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Dracula (1931)
(the missing word was 'night')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Benmont)

emmie
10-17-2007, 05:38 PM
This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Miriam.

Why don't you come up sometime and see Miriam?


With great power comes great Miriam.

Refugee
10-18-2007, 03:14 AM
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Nancy.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
The Godfather (1972)
(the missing word was 'fishes')

Try another quote (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Nancy)

Echosoftom
10-18-2007, 03:42 AM
HAHAHA! You guys are cracking me up.

Refugee
10-19-2007, 02:42 AM
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Christine, too!

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)

The Wizard of Oz (1939)
(the missing word was 'dog')

Mary Jane 49
10-21-2007, 03:20 PM
I feel the need - the need for Linda!

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:WwXc();showAnswer();)
Top Gun (1986)
(the missing word was 'speed')

Mary Jane 49
10-21-2007, 03:22 PM
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Beth Room!

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:WwXc();showAnswer();)
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
(the missing word was 'War')

Mary Jane 49
10-21-2007, 03:23 PM
Nobody puts Sharon in a corner.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:WwXc();showAnswer();)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
(the missing word was 'Baby')

Refugee
10-22-2007, 03:36 AM
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Nancy' at will to old ladies.

Which movie was this quote from? (javascript:showAnswer();)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
(the missing word was 'Ni')

Beamish
04-13-2008, 07:56 PM
"They're MY cigarettes, Nurse MaryJane, and I want them NOW !"

Which movie is this quote from ?
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(the missing word is "Ratched")

JohnsonBibbyWag
03-23-2009, 01:38 PM
I'm resurrecting the thread! yay!

This one made me crack up:

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Tom Petty."

Refugee
03-23-2009, 01:47 PM
Dave Glowacki! Why did it have to be Dave Glowacki?


Raiders of the Lost Ark (1987)
(the missing word was 'Snakes')

Refugee
03-23-2009, 01:48 PM
And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Jason Sinay in the world...


Klute (1971)
(the missing word was 'actress')

Another_troublemaker
03-23-2009, 05:01 PM
OH HAHAHAHAHAHA

"The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Tom Petty."

"I feel the need - the need for Tom Petty!"

"Do not go into the Tom Petty. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it."

( *WARNING* DONT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE READING THIS NEXT ONE!)

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Tom Petty?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA



"Love means never having to say you're Tom Petty."

"You want the Tom Petty? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Tom Petty."

"Soylent Green is Tom Petty!" (Omg, that is SICK!)

"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million Tom Petty!" (I say that sounds like a good plan...)

EPettyhead
03-23-2009, 09:25 PM
lol, these are great!!

This is the West, sir. When the Petty becomes fact, print the Petty.

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
(the missing word was 'legend')

I'll have what Epettyhead's having.
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
(the missing word was 'doors')
ETA: doors?!?


The power of Mike Campbell compels you.

Which movie was this quote from? (http://javascript<b></b>:showAnswer();)
The Exorcist (1973)
(the missing word was 'Christ')


I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Full Moon Fever anymore!

Which movie was this quote from? (http://javascript<b></b>:showAnswer();)
Network (1976)
(the missing word was 'this')

JohnsonBibbyWag
05-27-2009, 11:17 AM
Madness? This is Steve Ferrone!

Lions and tigers and Steve Ferrone!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirt Steve Ferrone.

PumpkinBumpkin
05-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Oh man this is too much fun. I tried it using Bob Dylan and now I am disturbed...

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old bob dylan for dinner. :eek:
-from The Silence of the Lambs

Beamish
05-27-2009, 09:19 PM
^ Muwahaha !

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Benmont Tench walks into Largo."
- Casablanca

Magnolia
05-27-2009, 10:00 PM
^ LOLOL, Beam!

"You want the Ron Blair? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down"

"The power of Ron Blair compels you".

Square One
05-27-2009, 10:55 PM
ah how did I miss this thread, these crack me up! :p

You want the truth? You can't handle Tom Petty!

- Few Good Men

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Humdinger.... :rolleyes:

- GWTW

I don't think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things...Ref! It's all psychological. You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What? ' You yell 'Dirty Knobs' we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

- Jaws